Ancient Finnish religion and evolution merge into logical scientific Naturalism. 19 Nov 2008 . Jorma Antero Jyrkkanen

Ancient Finnish Religion in the Context of Darwinian Naturalism April 20, 2009 Ancient Finnish religion and evolution merge into logical scientific Naturalism. Nov. 19th, 2008 at 12:24 AM Ancient Finnish religion and evolution merge into logical scientific Naturalism. 17 November 2008 Ukko, the boss God made it all possible because he was the Boss. He had a wife Akka. Ukko was kind of like the energy of the universe before the big bang and Akka was kind of like the gluons for that energy. But he was also the laws of nature after the big bang. Ilmatar was a fertile idea that just existed and was also there just longing to do something because she got bored easy counting rainbows and with the wind playing with her hair. She wanted a son so the East wind heard this and took pity and buffeted her around in love making and she soon got pregnant and collapsed and there inside her was conceived an old man, Vainamoinen whose Dad was the wind. A duck that metamorphosed into an eagle landed on her knee and laid six eggs and one of iron. Now things were going along fine til she moved her leg which was falling asleep and she needed to go pee and the eggs rolled off into the ocean where they stirred up a collosal storm ie the big bang and the churning cauldron turned into the heavens and the earth and one yolk formed the sun Paivatar and another formed the moon Kuu in a kind of evolution of the universe. The black yolk of the iron egg became a thundercloud. The duck metamorphosing into an eagle is a metaphor for things are not what they seem but are far more powerful. Like the energy in an atom. Ilmatar finished the job and shaped the land and sky and everything. Ilmatar was the gravity of space time and the plasma gluon quark creation shortly after the big bang and she metamorhposed into atoms and celestial object s and galaxies and solar systems through physical evolution of the universe. She then began practicing organic evolution. Ilmatar at this stage is the evolution of planet earth into habitable life supporting environment. Then she gave birth to Vainamoinen, a man, through a very protracted painful birth which is a metaphor for the evolution of Human kind. He invented the Finnish harp, the Kantele and had a contest for a good looking babe, Aino, with Joukahainen and the two played incredible licks but Vainamoinen won but lost the contest cause the love of his life drowned. He was choked up about this because she was really hot. This parable part embodies the concept of competition for survival and natural selection and the role of serendipity and stochastic quantum process’s. Vainamoinen also had a magic box with which he could make whatever he wanted, and this myth incredibly forecast and parabled both the creative power of DNA and RNA and the computer. Now Ahti is the water god and he lives on a cliff, a Jyrk, which is where my name came from, Jyrkkanen. He is a moody guy and looks after the fish and the waters and is a water conservator and a whirlpool and a storm brewer. He has a wife Vellamo who is also moody and neither one of them likes pollution very much and are just as happy to drown a sailor as give him a rich bounty. Ahti is the biodiversity of the oceans and its evolution and ecology. The forest god Tapio has a beard of lichens and eyebrows of moss and is made entirely of trees. His wife Mielikki is completely pleasing and beautiful and most likely covered in flowers and delicious berries and helpful and marvelous and they have two children Nyyrikki forest god of hunting and cattle and Goddess of the Woods daughter Tuulikki who stocks the forest with edible creatures large and small. You don’t want to anger these two off or you will starve and get lost and freeze to death. You want to make sure you keep them happy with good forest and wildlife conservation practices. This lot is in evolution terms evolution of biodiversity in the terrestrial ecosystems of the world. Now if you don’t pay homage to these powerful gods by good resource management and paying taxes for conservation you will meet Ajatar, the evil demon god of sickness and disease, mother of the devil in dragon form who suckles snakes and breast feeds demons and she will kill you with nasty consequences, ie loss of habitat and plagues and bad genes. One look at her face can spell doom. Now there is one really nasty dude, the Demon god Lempo, god of evil. If you play with nuclear bombs or mess with natural selection and ignore evolution you will meet this dude. He creates bad luck, illness, harmful deleterious mutations and really mean people. What is paradoxical about this dude is that he is also the god of love and in this regard is sexual selection in evolutionary biology. He has a mortal enemy, the wizardish demigod Lemminkainen, my nicname as a kid, who ended up stuck together with sticky glue by the Goddess of veins and blood Suonetar. Now Suonetar can be thought of as Goddess of science and medicine. What is abundantly clear is the incredible harmony of this ancient pagan religion with theories of the evolution of the universe and with geological chemical, organic and biochemical evolutionary biology on earth. Jormawankenobe (Jorma, a popular name, means the chosen one in Finnish mythology) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA0SLV6CzeqhEHJz2_l9fYA